ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

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ionlyfollowbadblogs:

Turn ons: common sense

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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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jademonster42:

vannpires:

what month comes after september???

halloween

after that, at 61 days, is the longest month of the year, christmas

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doglets:

well son, a blog is formed when your loneliness and your narcissism fall in love with each other

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